Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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