Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
How's work?
Spinning.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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