is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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