This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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