I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Found the puke drawer
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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