I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
