party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
