Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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