I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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