Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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