omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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