Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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