Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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