tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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