White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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