Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I believe in your delicious
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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