rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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