god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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