as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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