And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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