this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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