I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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