no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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