It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think people are normalizing furries
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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