Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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