Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
