great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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