hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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