i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My room smells like vodka and shame
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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