Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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