it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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