Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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