Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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