He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
