Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Drake has all the answers
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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