I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
