we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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