is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
