My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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