For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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