oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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