This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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