Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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