UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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