We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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