Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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