I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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