You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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