you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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