I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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